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Hakuna Matata!!
Age 55 From Savannah, Georgia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Two firemen are sodomizing in a smoke-filled room. Fire Chief walks in and yells "What is going on in here?!?!" 1st fireman looks up and answers "Chief, this man was dying from smoke inhalation, " Fire Chief asks "Did you try mouth to mouth?" 2nd fireman replies "How do you think this got started?"

I am a middle-aged, flirty geek.

Get excited, ladies and I like big butts. I cannot lie.

I am looking for someone to chat with, have coffee, and flirt with at times. Eventually meet and slap ass :)
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Nerd
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Dining, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking, Playing Cards, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
Rule the World
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Curves and Confidence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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